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It’s time to get paid to exist, babe 🥂💸

Making sales in your sleep, from strangers who bought from you while you were enjoying life.

The home of the rich & rested woman.

The one who stopped trading her hours for money and let her offers, strategy and AI do the selling instead.

Everything on this page is what I actually use to sell digital products to strangers on autopilot. No posting three times a day, no launch that eats your whole month, no 80-page funnel manual.

Pick what you need below, and let’s get your offer selling without you.

Coming soon · AI Challenge

Build something awesome with AI by yapping to your phone like it’s your bestie

You walk away with your own app, dashboard or tool, ready to sell to your clients. Without writing a single line of code.

You talk, AI builds. No tech, no headache, just you and your phone.

The waitlist gets the best price · limited spots
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Get Paid To Exist
AI tool · one-time

Get Paid To Exist

$27
Know what will sell in 1 click + the words that’ll sell it. So you’ll only create digital products people really care about.

Build the entire foundation of a passive digital product business: who you sell to, what you sell, your complete branding, your Instagram bio, and 6 ready-to-post captions that sound like you. Everything mapped out, so you finally know exactly what to do first.

Sold Out Salespage AI
AI tool · one-time

Sold Out Salespage AI

$37
A complete converting salespage in under 30 minutes. Designed to make cold audiences buy.

Tell it your voice, your audience, and your offer. The tool builds your full salespage, design, structure plus copy, with over $250k of cold sales psychology baked in. So the output is not generic AI slop, it’s messaging designed to sell out your offer.

SellBySunday
AI tool · one-time

SellBySunday

$97 $47
SellBySunday helps you build a viral AI tool, and hands you a salespage and 15 ads to sell it with. Built to sell to strangers.

Steal my tool that builds your entire digital product, salespage and 15 ads for you in one afternoon. Built to sell to people who have never heard of you. No months of building. No generic AI slop.

Sold Out Stories
AI tool · subscription

Sold Out Stories

$14/month
A whole month of selling Instagram stories, written for you. Post one slide a day and sell in your sleep.

Drop your offers once. The tool writes up to 30 single-slide stories across everything you sell, and bakes the right keyword into every CTA so each story sends DMs to the right product. No more blank-story panic, just one slide a day that sells.

Content Studio Dashboard
AI tool · one-time

Content Studio Dashboard

Your entire content operation in one dashboard. Runs on your own AI, so you pay $0 every month after.

Plan, write and schedule a full week of content from one place, powered by your own Claude subscription. Pay once, then $0 ongoing. The same command center I use to keep REVENU posting daily without living inside my phone.

Thessa de Haan

Hi, I’m Thessa

I’m a multi six-figure cold sales conversion expert and the creator of some of the most viral, bestselling AI tools globally. I created the 2 Second YES method that makes cold audiences buy online offers within seconds.

All with one purpose: so heart-led leaders like you can turn attention into immediate sales and make the most impact while enjoying a rich & rested life, with a business that nourishes and serves you just as much as it serves your clients.

My frameworks are practical, sales psychology-driven, and intentionally accessible, making high-level passive sales mastery available to everyone.

The 2 Second YES Bundle
Course bundle

The 2 Second YES Bundle

Steal the full system to sell digital products to strangers on autopilot.

This Passive Selling Bundle includes all my best strategies to turn strangers into buyers on autopilot, every step of the funnel. The same frameworks I used to scale REVENU to multi-six-figures without showing my face three times a day.

Ad Architect
Course

Ad Architect

$197
Create, run & scale your ads like the experts do, without paying one.

The advertising course that teaches you to build, launch and scale ads that actually convert cold audiences into buyers. Everything I know about paid traffic, so you keep the profit instead of handing it to an agency.

My personal AI employee

Get the AI agent I use to run my whole business while I am at the beach

Meet Avelina, the AI agent who lives in my Telegram and runs my ads, drafts my emails, answers customer DMs, builds salespages, schedules content and remembers everything I tell her. One employee, always on, for less per month than a single freelance afternoon.

Pick your version in Telegram · One-time payment · Lifetime access